A Call To tha new Mayor

The new Lord Mayor is sipping a cup of tea. His phone rings. He asks his twin daughter to pass it to him. Phone: Riing riingLukwago: (picking it) Hello!Seya: Yee Ssebo Lukwago: Hello..Hello...I'm not getting you clearly.Seya: Network is shaking heavily.Lukwago: I can't hear you, sir. Seya: Extend further if you are not hearing. Lukwago: I can now hear you.Seya: Congratulations. Lukwago: Thank you. May I please know who I'm talking to?Seya: The mayor.Lukwago: Shya! Which mayor? Seya: Of Kampala .Lukwago: Unless you are a nightmare. Seya: No, even during the day. This is Seya. Lukwago: Sorry, I thought it was an imposter.Seya: No, no, no, I never had posters this time.Lukwago: I mean imposter. Someone who disguises himself as somebody else. Seya: I don't know that one. I never saw his disgusting poster.Lukwago: Anyway, so what's cooking? Seya: Eh, Lukwago! You have a big nose. It's Biringanya. My wife is in the kitchen roasting it. Lukwago: Haha... So, why did you call me?Seya: I calling to tell you know that city council not easy. Lukwago: What do you mean?Seya: You have to be careless with the people. Lukwago: I don't understand. Seya: You have to care less about their deals. They are terrific. Lukwago: I'm confused. What makes them terrific? Seya: They terrify you with threatenings of death if you don't similar with their plans.Lukwago: Don't worry; I will handle them my way. Seya: You can't find them on your way. They stay in posho areas like Kololo, Naguru, etc.Lukwago: Leave them to me. Sorry, I didn't come to visit you at Nakasero hospital when you were feared dead. Seya: Yah, that was a serious terrible. They announced along the radio that I had died.Lukwago: What exactly happened? Seya: The degree of sugar had risen in the blood. The doctor admitted me and put me on bottles of water.Lukwago: That was sad. Seya: No, no. It was pressure. The doctor treated me and after two days, I was dispatched.Lukwago: That's good to hear. Seya: Anyway, I called to congratulation you for being elected and wish you good in your term of office. Lukwago: Thank you. So, how do you desire to retire? Seya: Stop discussing history. I left Desire a long time ago.Just then, I heard a knock on the door. I jumped out of bed only to find the landlord with an eviction notice. What a dream that was!