Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Year of Unusual Dates
This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all... Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone!For example -Harry was born in 1957 and 57 + 54 = 111 good eh! This is the year of Money!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These particular years are known as 'Moneybags'the proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends(already today translated from the Brazilian version!)money will appear in the next four daysas is explained in Chinese feng-shui.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive, it’s a mystery,but its worth a try, good luck.
A Call To tha new Mayor
The new Lord Mayor is sipping a cup of tea. His phone rings. He asks his twin daughter to pass it to him. Phone: Riing riingLukwago: (picking it) Hello!Seya: Yee Ssebo Lukwago: Hello..Hello...I'm not getting you clearly.Seya: Network is shaking heavily.Lukwago: I can't hear you, sir. Seya: Extend further if you are not hearing. Lukwago: I can now hear you.Seya: Congratulations. Lukwago: Thank you. May I please know who I'm talking to?Seya: The mayor.Lukwago: Shya! Which mayor? Seya: Of Kampala .Lukwago: Unless you are a nightmare. Seya: No, even during the day. This is Seya. Lukwago: Sorry, I thought it was an imposter.Seya: No, no, no, I never had posters this time.Lukwago: I mean imposter. Someone who disguises himself as somebody else. Seya: I don't know that one. I never saw his disgusting poster.Lukwago: Anyway, so what's cooking? Seya: Eh, Lukwago! You have a big nose. It's Biringanya. My wife is in the kitchen roasting it. Lukwago: Haha... So, why did you call me?Seya: I calling to tell you know that city council not easy. Lukwago: What do you mean?Seya: You have to be careless with the people. Lukwago: I don't understand. Seya: You have to care less about their deals. They are terrific. Lukwago: I'm confused. What makes them terrific? Seya: They terrify you with threatenings of death if you don't similar with their plans.Lukwago: Don't worry; I will handle them my way. Seya: You can't find them on your way. They stay in posho areas like Kololo, Naguru, etc.Lukwago: Leave them to me. Sorry, I didn't come to visit you at Nakasero hospital when you were feared dead. Seya: Yah, that was a serious terrible. They announced along the radio that I had died.Lukwago: What exactly happened? Seya: The degree of sugar had risen in the blood. The doctor admitted me and put me on bottles of water.Lukwago: That was sad. Seya: No, no. It was pressure. The doctor treated me and after two days, I was dispatched.Lukwago: That's good to hear. Seya: Anyway, I called to congratulation you for being elected and wish you good in your term of office. Lukwago: Thank you. So, how do you desire to retire? Seya: Stop discussing history. I left Desire a long time ago.Just then, I heard a knock on the door. I jumped out of bed only to find the landlord with an eviction notice. What a dream that was!
Wednesday, January 12, 2011
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