kwanjula (introduction ceremony)

i guess am now grown up...i mean u get a lady

and just decide this is tha person am gonna spen tha rest of ma life with hahahha,

it was a good function i guess for those that attended.

thanks to all for tha support and everything.

IT Crap

Just for laughs.....
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 andFOOTBALL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate wife

Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the Concubine.EXE Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program..
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!

anorld

Twitter always my provider of breaking news, and this morning it
gives the news of 'Arnold's' death.

He died of a an intracranial hemorrhage, you should note, that is a
stroke, but of a different kind. His death reminds me of the arguments we used to have about his age, and that frequently uttered line in Different Strokes “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”

"Gary coleman's name became a punch line. he was denigrated because of his short stature - he never grew taller than 4 feet 8 inches because of nephritis, a kidney condition"

“Pudgy cheeks, twinking eyes, and flawless timing made him seem like an old pro packed into the body of a small child,” wrote Tim Brooks

Were you a fan of “Different strokes”?

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

Inside-Out: The Change Starts from Within

SUMMARY OF THE SEVEN HABITS

Habit 1: Be Proactive

Change starts from within, and highly effective people make the decision to improve their lives through the things that they can influence rather than by simply reacting to external forces.

Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind

Develop a principle-centered personal mission statement. Extend the mission statement into long-term goals based on personal principles.

Habit 3: Put First Things First

Spend time doing what fits into your personal mission, observing the proper balance between production and building production capacity. Identify the key roles that you take on in life, and make time for each of them.

Habit 4: Think Win/Win

Seek agreements and relationships that are mutually beneficial. In cases where a "win/win" deal cannot be achieved, accept the fact that agreeing to make "no deal" may be the best alternative. In developing an organizational culture, be sure to reward win/win behavior among employees and avoid inadvertantly rewarding win/lose behavior.

Habit 5: Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood

First seek to understand the other person, and only then try to be understood. Stephen Covey presents this habit as the most important principle of interpersonal relations. Effective listening is not simply echoing what the other person has said through the lens of one's own experience. Rather, it is putting oneself in the perspective of the other person, listening empathically for both feeling and meaning.

Habit 6: Synergize

Through trustful communication, find ways to leverage individual differences to create a whole that is greater than the sum of the parts. Through mutual trust and understanding, one often can solve conflicts and find a better solution than would have been obtained through either person's own solution.

Habit 7: Sharpen the Saw

Take time out from production to build production capacity through personal renewal of the physical, mental, social/emotional, and spiritual dimensions. Maintain a balance among these dimensions.

Recommended Reading

Covey, Stephen R., The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

ouch!!

An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand." The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes. His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!" Life is Beautiful!! Have a great week !

ladies

happy new year

ya happy new year to all...i've been unavaialable
but its good to be back