Thursday, June 19, 2008

Friday, June 13, 2008

u too can hold onto him

Do you want to keep him for good?This is advice from a man to you women.
Do u really want to keep that man?,
To keep him for good without him looking at other women, or finding a reason to do so. With him being the best 'fish' that you can have.
Dont worry, you can have him!.Just follow the following.............
1- The couch in front of the TV set is HIS, and that includes the remote control.

2- Make him a snack, most probably a sandwich.

3- Sometimes he is not in the mood for sex, so if you are horny, keep it low, putting pressure on “willy” only frightens him("willy") away/down.

4- Never feign a headache; you have nothing to lose in opening up those legs.

5- Don’t utter a word about the toilet sit, and please it does not cost you anything to pick up after me (boxers, used up hankies & Rubber).

6-And lastly, please suck his dick.You will not regret.This has worked for a countless number of women,and they are living in bliss full relationships.