: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
Friday, May 23, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Don't hate tha playa
In life..
there are sometimes exceptions to rules, but in general these rules
should be followed when it comes to women. Also, some of these aren't "rules" per se,
but more like observations or insights. Enjoy.
RULE 1: Women communicate in two modes: the way things are, and
the way they WISH things were. Whenever in doubt, assume it's the
latter choice.
RULE 2: Women desire attention the same way that guys desire
sex. Give attention sparingly. This is your currency.
RULE 3: Do not become so invested in any one girl that you cannot
simply walk away.
RULE 4: Confidence attracts women even more than good looks. This
is why you see fat, ugly, or dumpy guys with hot chicks.
RULE 5: Desperation repels women. You will attract more women when
you don't care if you're attracting women.
RULE 6: After getting a girl's phone number, wait at least two days
to call her to avoid appearing desperate.
RULE 7: Use the phone only to set up dates. Not to talk about
weather, current events, how her day went, etc. Save that
conversation for the date.
RULE 8: If you call a girl and get an answering machine, don't leave
a message. Just try again another time. Girls, as a general rule,
do not return phone calls.
RULE 9: First dates should be short and creative. NO "dinner and
a movie". Things involving some activity are best: pool, bowling,
roller blading, mini-golf, dancing, etc. Keep it FUN.
RULE 10: Do not give gifts early in the relationship. Doing so
makes it appear as though you are attempting to purchase affection.
RULE 11: Girls will test guys to see how much they can skate by
with. Do not be tempted to give in. Speak your opinions, stand by
your convictions, and don't put up with excessive amounts of BS.
RULE 12: A person can only take advantage of you as much as you
let them.
RULE 13: There is no such thing as a "soulmate" or "the one". It
doesn't exist. There are millions of girls out there, though,
and many of them have the traits you are looking for.
RULE 14: Don't put any woman up on a pedestal. You risk not being
able to reach her. Women are people too... or so I'm told.
RULE 15: If a woman disrespects you or your time, particularly
early in the relationship, don't hesitate to get rid of her. NEXT!
RULE 16: No relationship is a committed one until both people
agree that it is. Until then, anything is fair game for both
parties involved.
RULE 17: Never be the one that says, "I love you" first.
RULE 18: The challenge is part of the fun. Don't short-change the
girl. Let her pursue you. The harder something is to obtain, the
more valuable it is perceived to be.
RULE 19: If a girl cheats on you, she is gone. No exceptions.
RULE 20: Never date a girl who has more problems than you do.
RULE 21: Do not date girls from work. Work is stressful enough.
RULE 22: Dating is a "numbers game". Accept the fact that you're
going to get rejected more times than not. Suck it up and get back
out there.
RULE 23: Getting advice about women from a woman is like asking
Osama bin Laden to tell you the locations of all his terrorist camps.
RULE 24: Where women are concerned, pay more attention to what they
do than what they say.
RULE 25: Realize that women are tricky, lying, manipulative, devious,
scheming, sneaky, cunning, calculating, shrewd, and Machiavellian
creatures. Love them anyway.
RULE 26: Bros before hoes. Any girl that can be stolen from your
best friend isn't worth stealing from your best friend.
RULE 27: Stay away from your ex. Chances are that you won't be able
to get back with her. Chances are also good that if you DO succeed
in getting back with your ex, you'll wish that you hadn't.
RULE 28: Don't reveal too much about yourself too soon. Remain
a mystery.
RULE 29: Girls are not the only thing in life. Have other things
in your life that excite you.
RULE 30: If you aren't sure about when to bend or break a rule,
go with your instinct. If it's wrong, that's a good lesson for next
time... and there's always a next time.
there are sometimes exceptions to rules, but in general these rules
should be followed when it comes to women. Also, some of these aren't "rules" per se,
but more like observations or insights. Enjoy.
RULE 1: Women communicate in two modes: the way things are, and
the way they WISH things were. Whenever in doubt, assume it's the
latter choice.
RULE 2: Women desire attention the same way that guys desire
sex. Give attention sparingly. This is your currency.
RULE 3: Do not become so invested in any one girl that you cannot
simply walk away.
RULE 4: Confidence attracts women even more than good looks. This
is why you see fat, ugly, or dumpy guys with hot chicks.
RULE 5: Desperation repels women. You will attract more women when
you don't care if you're attracting women.
RULE 6: After getting a girl's phone number, wait at least two days
to call her to avoid appearing desperate.
RULE 7: Use the phone only to set up dates. Not to talk about
weather, current events, how her day went, etc. Save that
conversation for the date.
RULE 8: If you call a girl and get an answering machine, don't leave
a message. Just try again another time. Girls, as a general rule,
do not return phone calls.
RULE 9: First dates should be short and creative. NO "dinner and
a movie". Things involving some activity are best: pool, bowling,
roller blading, mini-golf, dancing, etc. Keep it FUN.
RULE 10: Do not give gifts early in the relationship. Doing so
makes it appear as though you are attempting to purchase affection.
RULE 11: Girls will test guys to see how much they can skate by
with. Do not be tempted to give in. Speak your opinions, stand by
your convictions, and don't put up with excessive amounts of BS.
RULE 12: A person can only take advantage of you as much as you
let them.
RULE 13: There is no such thing as a "soulmate" or "the one". It
doesn't exist. There are millions of girls out there, though,
and many of them have the traits you are looking for.
RULE 14: Don't put any woman up on a pedestal. You risk not being
able to reach her. Women are people too... or so I'm told.
RULE 15: If a woman disrespects you or your time, particularly
early in the relationship, don't hesitate to get rid of her. NEXT!
RULE 16: No relationship is a committed one until both people
agree that it is. Until then, anything is fair game for both
parties involved.
RULE 17: Never be the one that says, "I love you" first.
RULE 18: The challenge is part of the fun. Don't short-change the
girl. Let her pursue you. The harder something is to obtain, the
more valuable it is perceived to be.
RULE 19: If a girl cheats on you, she is gone. No exceptions.
RULE 20: Never date a girl who has more problems than you do.
RULE 21: Do not date girls from work. Work is stressful enough.
RULE 22: Dating is a "numbers game". Accept the fact that you're
going to get rejected more times than not. Suck it up and get back
out there.
RULE 23: Getting advice about women from a woman is like asking
Osama bin Laden to tell you the locations of all his terrorist camps.
RULE 24: Where women are concerned, pay more attention to what they
do than what they say.
RULE 25: Realize that women are tricky, lying, manipulative, devious,
scheming, sneaky, cunning, calculating, shrewd, and Machiavellian
creatures. Love them anyway.
RULE 26: Bros before hoes. Any girl that can be stolen from your
best friend isn't worth stealing from your best friend.
RULE 27: Stay away from your ex. Chances are that you won't be able
to get back with her. Chances are also good that if you DO succeed
in getting back with your ex, you'll wish that you hadn't.
RULE 28: Don't reveal too much about yourself too soon. Remain
a mystery.
RULE 29: Girls are not the only thing in life. Have other things
in your life that excite you.
RULE 30: If you aren't sure about when to bend or break a rule,
go with your instinct. If it's wrong, that's a good lesson for next
time... and there's always a next time.
Thursday, May 15, 2008
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