Tha spoiled under 25s

If you are 25 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tearsWith their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning
. Uphill... Barefoot...
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,There was no way in hell I was going to lay
A bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
And how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to myChildhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today youDon't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.
If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library andLook it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually writeSomebody a letter, with a pen!
.Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If youWere on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, youJust didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videoGames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With gamesLike 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'.
Your guy was a little square! You Actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple levels orScreens, it was just one screenForever!And you could never win. The game just kept gettingHarder and harder andFaster and faster until you died!

Just like LIFE! You u had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was On! You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You had to get offYour ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was noCartoon Network either!
You could only get cartoonsOn Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEKFor cartoons, you spoiledLittle brats!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heatSomething up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kidsToday have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lastedFive minutes back in 60's, 70's,or the 80's !

regards to all...happy festive season

MUSIC

It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness & of pain: of strength & freedom.The beauty of disappointment & never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature & everlasting beauty of monotony

aahh..

i used to know her..
i mean we used to test tha bitter tha 2 of us..
long gone..

of loneliness,habits and pleasure

"What torments my soul is its loneliness. The more it expands among friends and the daily habits or pleasures, the more, it seems to me, it flees me and retires into its fortress. The man who lives in solitude, but who produces much, is the one who enjoys those treasures we bear in our bosom, but which forsake us when we give ourselves to others. When one yields oneself completely to one's soul, it opens itself to one, and then it is that the capricious thing allows one the greatest of good fortunes . . . that of sympathizing with others, of studying itself, of painting itself constantly in its works"
Eugène Delacroix

Tell me..

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question "What
makes a woman good in bed?"
I would say, "A man who is good in bed."

Bob Guccione

What y'all say?

i hate being sick...

mine begins wit headache,stiff neck..joint pains before the
temperature heats up, that’s what happened to me a few days ago, let’s say last week.
I hate being sick but who likes being sick anyway, and malaria is one of those sicknesses that shouldn’t put you down,
when it does bring you down,
it comes with a certain wrath that is indescribable.
Anyway I noticed the usual symptoms earlier; I knew what was coming up and so got myself anti-malarial tablets and am good for now.
The weekend was coming up then, with this dosage to finish, my problem was that no-party for me, in my side of the world, party means beer and beer and beers and some smoke to help with the feel of a night.Anyway I knew that was out, surviving should come first, you survive and party later.

And it’s in such situations that you avoid all people that you deem a ‘bad influence’. Unfortunately I could not avoid three of them coz I had a business meeting with them, and yes when it’s after five o’clock such meetings take place in bars, and this one was at bamboo nest in Bugolobi.
It’s really hard when the people you’re seated with are enjoying their beers and you are just on some bitter lemon and this is made worse by your so-called colleagues who can’t feel your pain.
Eight Pm, with the intention of passing by steak out to check out their newly renovated bar (Zanzi-bar).
Why would I pass by steak out? If am in pain. Answer is Hey I am just flesh and blood, am weak before these things, and yes I had been told that it’s a nice bar, and it would be cool of me to check out its unveiling.It’s a nice long bar, colorful, I will miss the old one,
this one feels so new, and No am not scared of new things. With such a new bar, sickness aside I just had to take a beer, at least a tusker,
I took two, only two and left.Am good, am Ok.

There is something that draws me towards movies with themes of war and love, the kind of wars that are fought on horses with spears, bows and even arrows and there is a love interest.

Go watch 10000Bc.Shower Hour is back, unfortunately for me, the timing is bad, I will not be able to catch up, duty calls. I noticed this might be some good viewing, some hot chicks in their.

I hope that Ugandan guy salvages our pride after that blah blah girl.
Cheers.

i kissed a girl

This was never the way I planned,
Not my intention.
I got so brave,Drink in hand.
Lost my discretionIts not what, I'm used to.Just wanna try you on.
I'm curi-ous for you,Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
The taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.
No, I don’t even know her name,
It doesn't matter.
She was my experimental game,
Just human nature.
It's not what good boys do.
Not how they should behave.

Soft skin, dark lips,
so kissable.
Hard to resist,
So touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,It’s innocent.

are ugandans happy?

, Ugandans are the happiest people in East Africa!
Are we a happy people?
Am I a happy person?The results show that the happiest societies are those ones that allow people freedom to choose how to live their lives.

Am I allowed the freedom to live my life freely?

Are people living freely in Uganda?How free people in Uganda and how happy they are is of course subject to debate, depending on who you will talk to.
According to the Daily monitor, in this issue, the survey of ninety seven countries shows that Uganda is in the seventieth position in the world, but happier than the other East African countries
Nigerians are the happiest in Africa-29th in the world).
Zimbabweans are the least happy people in the world, that’s according to the study.
If the people in Zimbabwe are the least happy in the world, where are we going to put the Somalis’?
There is no way you can convince me that Somalis are happier than the people of Zimbabwe, that the Somalis have more freedom to how to live their lives than the Zimbabweans.
If I have missed any parameters used in the study, then I am wrong.Yes, obviously, and can not dispute the fact that, Ugandans are happier than the Kenyans or even Tanzanians, and please no one should mention anything about Rwanda.
“Some people have a lot of money but they are not happy, while others do not seem to be rich but they are a happy lot”
am sure many of you have heard of that adage that goes “money can’t buy you happiness”, and the other morning am listening in, to one of those Radio breakfast shows, and the subject is about money and happiness.A guy calls in and tells the presenters “any one who disputes that money can’t buy happiness does not know where to shop from.
am willing to show them” M-mm.Does your country make you happy?
Are you happy to be in your country?Obviously people in the most developed countries (Denmark has the happiest people), will always have that leverage over ‘us’ in the least developed ones.So people if your country can’t make you happy, get out of their, go some place, look for that ‘thing’ that will make you happy. Come to Uganda .
We are a happy people, yes we are but that’s according to the guys at the University of Michigan’s institute of social research.

this thing,Friends wit Benefits

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u too can hold onto him

Do you want to keep him for good?This is advice from a man to you women.
Do u really want to keep that man?,
To keep him for good without him looking at other women, or finding a reason to do so. With him being the best 'fish' that you can have.
Dont worry, you can have him!.Just follow the following.............
1- The couch in front of the TV set is HIS, and that includes the remote control.

2- Make him a snack, most probably a sandwich.

3- Sometimes he is not in the mood for sex, so if you are horny, keep it low, putting pressure on “willy” only frightens him("willy") away/down.

4- Never feign a headache; you have nothing to lose in opening up those legs.

5- Don’t utter a word about the toilet sit, and please it does not cost you anything to pick up after me (boxers, used up hankies & Rubber).

6-And lastly, please suck his dick.You will not regret.This has worked for a countless number of women,and they are living in bliss full relationships.

GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

: Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America , well-developed and open to trade especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India , very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France - Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia , lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia , very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia , with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become Afghanistan . Almost everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN:
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.

Don't hate tha playa

In life..
there are sometimes exceptions to rules, but in general these rules
should be followed when it comes to women. Also, some of these aren't "rules" per se,
but more like observations or insights. Enjoy.

RULE 1: Women communicate in two modes: the way things are, and
the way they WISH things were. Whenever in doubt, assume it's the
latter choice.

RULE 2: Women desire attention the same way that guys desire
sex. Give attention sparingly. This is your currency.

RULE 3: Do not become so invested in any one girl that you cannot
simply walk away.

RULE 4: Confidence attracts women even more than good looks. This
is why you see fat, ugly, or dumpy guys with hot chicks.

RULE 5: Desperation repels women. You will attract more women when
you don't care if you're attracting women.

RULE 6: After getting a girl's phone number, wait at least two days
to call her to avoid appearing desperate.

RULE 7: Use the phone only to set up dates. Not to talk about
weather, current events, how her day went, etc. Save that
conversation for the date.

RULE 8: If you call a girl and get an answering machine, don't leave
a message. Just try again another time. Girls, as a general rule,
do not return phone calls.

RULE 9: First dates should be short and creative. NO "dinner and
a movie". Things involving some activity are best: pool, bowling,
roller blading, mini-golf, dancing, etc. Keep it FUN.

RULE 10: Do not give gifts early in the relationship. Doing so
makes it appear as though you are attempting to purchase affection.

RULE 11: Girls will test guys to see how much they can skate by
with. Do not be tempted to give in. Speak your opinions, stand by
your convictions, and don't put up with excessive amounts of BS.

RULE 12: A person can only take advantage of you as much as you
let them.

RULE 13: There is no such thing as a "soulmate" or "the one". It
doesn't exist. There are millions of girls out there, though,
and many of them have the traits you are looking for.

RULE 14: Don't put any woman up on a pedestal. You risk not being
able to reach her. Women are people too... or so I'm told.

RULE 15: If a woman disrespects you or your time, particularly
early in the relationship, don't hesitate to get rid of her. NEXT!

RULE 16: No relationship is a committed one until both people
agree that it is. Until then, anything is fair game for both
parties involved.

RULE 17: Never be the one that says, "I love you" first.

RULE 18: The challenge is part of the fun. Don't short-change the
girl. Let her pursue you. The harder something is to obtain, the
more valuable it is perceived to be.

RULE 19: If a girl cheats on you, she is gone. No exceptions.

RULE 20: Never date a girl who has more problems than you do.

RULE 21: Do not date girls from work. Work is stressful enough.

RULE 22: Dating is a "numbers game". Accept the fact that you're
going to get rejected more times than not. Suck it up and get back
out there.

RULE 23: Getting advice about women from a woman is like asking
Osama bin Laden to tell you the locations of all his terrorist camps.

RULE 24: Where women are concerned, pay more attention to what they
do than what they say.

RULE 25: Realize that women are tricky, lying, manipulative, devious,
scheming, sneaky, cunning, calculating, shrewd, and Machiavellian
creatures. Love them anyway.

RULE 26: Bros before hoes. Any girl that can be stolen from your
best friend isn't worth stealing from your best friend.

RULE 27: Stay away from your ex. Chances are that you won't be able
to get back with her. Chances are also good that if you DO succeed
in getting back with your ex, you'll wish that you hadn't.

RULE 28: Don't reveal too much about yourself too soon. Remain
a mystery.

RULE 29: Girls are not the only thing in life. Have other things
in your life that excite you.

RULE 30: If you aren't sure about when to bend or break a rule,
go with your instinct. If it's wrong, that's a good lesson for next
time... and there's always a next time.

New

am gonna be all over this.
comin' soon.