Comeback

its been long..with no update, but we coming back.

its a special day as we remember the victims of 11/07/2010..

RIP...

Year of Unusual Dates

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all... Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone!For example -Harry was born in 1957 and 57 + 54 = 111 good eh! This is the year of Money!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These particular years are known as 'Moneybags'the proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends(already today translated from the Brazilian version!)money will appear in the next four daysas is explained in Chinese feng-shui.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive, it’s a mystery,but its worth a try, good luck.

A Call To tha new Mayor

The new Lord Mayor is sipping a cup of tea. His phone rings. He asks his twin daughter to pass it to him. Phone: Riing riingLukwago: (picking it) Hello!Seya: Yee Ssebo Lukwago: Hello..Hello...I'm not getting you clearly.Seya: Network is shaking heavily.Lukwago: I can't hear you, sir. Seya: Extend further if you are not hearing. Lukwago: I can now hear you.Seya: Congratulations. Lukwago: Thank you. May I please know who I'm talking to?Seya: The mayor.Lukwago: Shya! Which mayor? Seya: Of Kampala .Lukwago: Unless you are a nightmare. Seya: No, even during the day. This is Seya. Lukwago: Sorry, I thought it was an imposter.Seya: No, no, no, I never had posters this time.Lukwago: I mean imposter. Someone who disguises himself as somebody else. Seya: I don't know that one. I never saw his disgusting poster.Lukwago: Anyway, so what's cooking? Seya: Eh, Lukwago! You have a big nose. It's Biringanya. My wife is in the kitchen roasting it. Lukwago: Haha... So, why did you call me?Seya: I calling to tell you know that city council not easy. Lukwago: What do you mean?Seya: You have to be careless with the people. Lukwago: I don't understand. Seya: You have to care less about their deals. They are terrific. Lukwago: I'm confused. What makes them terrific? Seya: They terrify you with threatenings of death if you don't similar with their plans.Lukwago: Don't worry; I will handle them my way. Seya: You can't find them on your way. They stay in posho areas like Kololo, Naguru, etc.Lukwago: Leave them to me. Sorry, I didn't come to visit you at Nakasero hospital when you were feared dead. Seya: Yah, that was a serious terrible. They announced along the radio that I had died.Lukwago: What exactly happened? Seya: The degree of sugar had risen in the blood. The doctor admitted me and put me on bottles of water.Lukwago: That was sad. Seya: No, no. It was pressure. The doctor treated me and after two days, I was dispatched.Lukwago: That's good to hear. Seya: Anyway, I called to congratulation you for being elected and wish you good in your term of office. Lukwago: Thank you. So, how do you desire to retire? Seya: Stop discussing history. I left Desire a long time ago.Just then, I heard a knock on the door. I jumped out of bed only to find the landlord with an eviction notice. What a dream that was!

welcome back

its been long..but am now back, whatever is new i gat it...and more...nice to be back

New Year

Happy New year to all...
alot gotta happen this year..
God bless ma family

kwanjula (introduction ceremony)

i guess am now grown up...i mean u get a lady

and just decide this is tha person am gonna spen tha rest of ma life with hahahha,

it was a good function i guess for those that attended.

thanks to all for tha support and everything.

IT Crap

Just for laughs.....
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 andFOOTBALL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate wife

Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the Concubine.EXE Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program..
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!