Tha spoiled under 25s

If you are 25 or older you will think this is hilarious!!!!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tearsWith their tedious diatribes about how hard things were.
When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning
. Uphill... Barefoot...
BOTH ways
Yadda, yadda, yadda

And I remember promising myself that when I grew up,There was no way in hell I was going to lay
A bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it
And how easy they've got it!

But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of Thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to myChildhood, you live in a damn Utopia!

And I hate to say it but you kids today youDon't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet.
If we wanted to know something, We had to go to the damn library andLook it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!

There was no email!! We had to actually writeSomebody a letter, with a pen!
.Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!

There were no MP3' s or Napsters! You wanted to Steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself!
Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!

We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If youWere on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!

And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school,Your mom, your boss, your Bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, youJust didn't know!!!
You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!

We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation videoGames with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With gamesLike 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'.
Your guy was a little square! You Actually had to use your Imagination!! And there were no multiple levels orScreens, it was just one screenForever!And you could never win. The game just kept gettingHarder and harder andFaster and faster until you died!

Just like LIFE! You u had to use a Little book called a TV Guide to find out what was On! You were screwed when it Came to channel surfing! You had to get offYour ass and walk over to the TV to change the Channel and there was noCartoon Network either!
You could only get cartoonsOn Saturday Morning. Do you Hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEKFor cartoons, you spoiledLittle brats!

And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heatSomething up we had to use the stove ... Imagine that!

That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kidsToday have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lastedFive minutes back in 60's, 70's,or the 80's !

regards to all...happy festive season

MUSIC

It is cruel, you know, that music should be so beautiful. It has the beauty of loneliness & of pain: of strength & freedom.The beauty of disappointment & never-satisfied love. The cruel beauty of nature & everlasting beauty of monotony

aahh..

i used to know her..
i mean we used to test tha bitter tha 2 of us..
long gone..

of loneliness,habits and pleasure

"What torments my soul is its loneliness. The more it expands among friends and the daily habits or pleasures, the more, it seems to me, it flees me and retires into its fortress. The man who lives in solitude, but who produces much, is the one who enjoys those treasures we bear in our bosom, but which forsake us when we give ourselves to others. When one yields oneself completely to one's soul, it opens itself to one, and then it is that the capricious thing allows one the greatest of good fortunes . . . that of sympathizing with others, of studying itself, of painting itself constantly in its works"
Eugène Delacroix

Tell me..

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question "What
makes a woman good in bed?"
I would say, "A man who is good in bed."

Bob Guccione

What y'all say?

i hate being sick...

mine begins wit headache,stiff neck..joint pains before the
temperature heats up, that’s what happened to me a few days ago, let’s say last week.
I hate being sick but who likes being sick anyway, and malaria is one of those sicknesses that shouldn’t put you down,
when it does bring you down,
it comes with a certain wrath that is indescribable.
Anyway I noticed the usual symptoms earlier; I knew what was coming up and so got myself anti-malarial tablets and am good for now.
The weekend was coming up then, with this dosage to finish, my problem was that no-party for me, in my side of the world, party means beer and beer and beers and some smoke to help with the feel of a night.Anyway I knew that was out, surviving should come first, you survive and party later.

And it’s in such situations that you avoid all people that you deem a ‘bad influence’. Unfortunately I could not avoid three of them coz I had a business meeting with them, and yes when it’s after five o’clock such meetings take place in bars, and this one was at bamboo nest in Bugolobi.
It’s really hard when the people you’re seated with are enjoying their beers and you are just on some bitter lemon and this is made worse by your so-called colleagues who can’t feel your pain.
Eight Pm, with the intention of passing by steak out to check out their newly renovated bar (Zanzi-bar).
Why would I pass by steak out? If am in pain. Answer is Hey I am just flesh and blood, am weak before these things, and yes I had been told that it’s a nice bar, and it would be cool of me to check out its unveiling.It’s a nice long bar, colorful, I will miss the old one,
this one feels so new, and No am not scared of new things. With such a new bar, sickness aside I just had to take a beer, at least a tusker,
I took two, only two and left.Am good, am Ok.

There is something that draws me towards movies with themes of war and love, the kind of wars that are fought on horses with spears, bows and even arrows and there is a love interest.

Go watch 10000Bc.Shower Hour is back, unfortunately for me, the timing is bad, I will not be able to catch up, duty calls. I noticed this might be some good viewing, some hot chicks in their.

I hope that Ugandan guy salvages our pride after that blah blah girl.
Cheers.

i kissed a girl

This was never the way I planned,
Not my intention.
I got so brave,Drink in hand.
Lost my discretionIts not what, I'm used to.Just wanna try you on.
I'm curi-ous for you,Caught my attention

I kissed a girl and I liked it,
The taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,It felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love.

I kissed a girl and I liked it.
No, I don’t even know her name,
It doesn't matter.
She was my experimental game,
Just human nature.
It's not what good boys do.
Not how they should behave.

Soft skin, dark lips,
so kissable.
Hard to resist,
So touchable.
To good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal,It’s innocent.