Comeback

its been long..with no update, but we coming back.

its a special day as we remember the victims of 11/07/2010..

RIP...

Year of Unusual Dates

This year we're going to experience four unusual dates. 1/1/11 1/11/11, 11/1/11, 11/11/11 and that's not all... Take the last two digits of the year in which you were born -now add the age you will be this year, and the result will be 111 for everyone!For example -Harry was born in 1957 and 57 + 54 = 111 good eh! This is the year of Money!!! This year October will have 5 Sundays, 5 Mondays and 5 Saturdays. This happens only every 823 years. These particular years are known as 'Moneybags'the proverb goes that if you send this to eight good friends(already today translated from the Brazilian version!)money will appear in the next four daysas is explained in Chinese feng-shui.Those who don't continue the chain won't receive, it’s a mystery,but its worth a try, good luck.

A Call To tha new Mayor

The new Lord Mayor is sipping a cup of tea. His phone rings. He asks his twin daughter to pass it to him. Phone: Riing riingLukwago: (picking it) Hello!Seya: Yee Ssebo Lukwago: Hello..Hello...I'm not getting you clearly.Seya: Network is shaking heavily.Lukwago: I can't hear you, sir. Seya: Extend further if you are not hearing. Lukwago: I can now hear you.Seya: Congratulations. Lukwago: Thank you. May I please know who I'm talking to?Seya: The mayor.Lukwago: Shya! Which mayor? Seya: Of Kampala .Lukwago: Unless you are a nightmare. Seya: No, even during the day. This is Seya. Lukwago: Sorry, I thought it was an imposter.Seya: No, no, no, I never had posters this time.Lukwago: I mean imposter. Someone who disguises himself as somebody else. Seya: I don't know that one. I never saw his disgusting poster.Lukwago: Anyway, so what's cooking? Seya: Eh, Lukwago! You have a big nose. It's Biringanya. My wife is in the kitchen roasting it. Lukwago: Haha... So, why did you call me?Seya: I calling to tell you know that city council not easy. Lukwago: What do you mean?Seya: You have to be careless with the people. Lukwago: I don't understand. Seya: You have to care less about their deals. They are terrific. Lukwago: I'm confused. What makes them terrific? Seya: They terrify you with threatenings of death if you don't similar with their plans.Lukwago: Don't worry; I will handle them my way. Seya: You can't find them on your way. They stay in posho areas like Kololo, Naguru, etc.Lukwago: Leave them to me. Sorry, I didn't come to visit you at Nakasero hospital when you were feared dead. Seya: Yah, that was a serious terrible. They announced along the radio that I had died.Lukwago: What exactly happened? Seya: The degree of sugar had risen in the blood. The doctor admitted me and put me on bottles of water.Lukwago: That was sad. Seya: No, no. It was pressure. The doctor treated me and after two days, I was dispatched.Lukwago: That's good to hear. Seya: Anyway, I called to congratulation you for being elected and wish you good in your term of office. Lukwago: Thank you. So, how do you desire to retire? Seya: Stop discussing history. I left Desire a long time ago.Just then, I heard a knock on the door. I jumped out of bed only to find the landlord with an eviction notice. What a dream that was!

welcome back

its been long..but am now back, whatever is new i gat it...and more...nice to be back

New Year

Happy New year to all...
alot gotta happen this year..
God bless ma family

kwanjula (introduction ceremony)

i guess am now grown up...i mean u get a lady

and just decide this is tha person am gonna spen tha rest of ma life with hahahha,

it was a good function i guess for those that attended.

thanks to all for tha support and everything.

IT Crap

Just for laughs.....
INSTALLING HUSBAND!!!
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 andPersonal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS5.0, MONEY 3.0 andFOOTBALL 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5..3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate wife

Reply
DEAR Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1..0should then automatically run the applicationsJewellery 2..0 and Flowers 3.5.. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default toSilence 2.5 or out of the house 6.1.
Please note that out of the house 6.1. is a very bad program that will download the Concubine.EXE Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law.EXE (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program..
These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. Good Luck Madam!

anorld

Twitter always my provider of breaking news, and this morning it
gives the news of 'Arnold's' death.

He died of a an intracranial hemorrhage, you should note, that is a
stroke, but of a different kind. His death reminds me of the arguments we used to have about his age, and that frequently uttered line in Different Strokes “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?”

"Gary coleman's name became a punch line. he was denigrated because of his short stature - he never grew taller than 4 feet 8 inches because of nephritis, a kidney condition"

“Pudgy cheeks, twinking eyes, and flawless timing made him seem like an old pro packed into the body of a small child,” wrote Tim Brooks

Were you a fan of “Different strokes”?

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

Inside-Out: The Change Starts from Within

SUMMARY OF THE SEVEN HABITS

Habit 1: Be Proactive

Change starts from within, and highly effective people make the decision to improve their lives through the things that they can influence rather than by simply reacting to external forces.

Habit 2: Begin with the End in Mind

Develop a principle-centered personal mission statement. Extend the mission statement into long-term goals based on personal principles.

Habit 3: Put First Things First

Spend time doing what fits into your personal mission, observing the proper balance between production and building production capacity. Identify the key roles that you take on in life, and make time for each of them.

Habit 4: Think Win/Win

Seek agreements and relationships that are mutually beneficial. In cases where a "win/win" deal cannot be achieved, accept the fact that agreeing to make "no deal" may be the best alternative. In developing an organizational culture, be sure to reward win/win behavior among employees and avoid inadvertantly rewarding win/lose behavior.

Habit 5: Seek First to Understand, Then to Be Understood

First seek to understand the other person, and only then try to be understood. Stephen Covey presents this habit as the most important principle of interpersonal relations. Effective listening is not simply echoing what the other person has said through the lens of one's own experience. Rather, it is putting oneself in the perspective of the other person, listening empathically for both feeling and meaning.

Habit 6: Synergize

Through trustful communication, find ways to leverage individual differences to create a whole that is greater than the sum of the parts. Through mutual trust and understanding, one often can solve conflicts and find a better solution than would have been obtained through either person's own solution.

Habit 7: Sharpen the Saw

Take time out from production to build production capacity through personal renewal of the physical, mental, social/emotional, and spiritual dimensions. Maintain a balance among these dimensions.

Recommended Reading

Covey, Stephen R., The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People

ouch!!

An elderly couple was watching TV when a TV evangelist came on air to pray for the sick. The evangelist said. "For those of you who are sick, I want to pray with you so that you can be cured of your sickness. Place your right hand on the part of your body that is suffering from disorder, and raise your left hand." The husband placed his right hand on his privates, raised his left hand, and closed his eyes. His wife saw what he did, and slowly whispered, "Honey, this prayer is to heal the sick, not to raise the dead!" Life is Beautiful!! Have a great week !

ladies

happy new year

ya happy new year to all...i've been unavaialable
but its good to be back

interview

its never easy when u go for an interveiw and the quesyions set are for just to
make u fail.
for example..i go for this thing in IT thinking am really ready for this on.

guess wat these people in.Linux programming,,
some of us specialize in Windows..so wat does tha brother do...,

run run en run..just to avoid the embarassment.

kick out tommy.

TWO TRUE STORIES ABOUT RACISM

1) I'm sure many of you watched the recent taping of the Oprah WinfreyShowwhere her guest was Tommy Hilfiger.
On the show, she asked him ifthe statements about race he was accused of saying were true.Statements like'...'If I'd known African-Americans, Hispanics, Jewishand Asians would buy my clothes, I WOULD NOT have made them so nice. Iwish these people would *NOT* buy my clothes, as they are made for upperclass white people'

His answer to Oprah was a simple 'YES'.
Where after she immediately asked him to leave her show.

My suggestion?
Don't buy your next shirt or perfume from Tommy Hilfiger.Let's give him what he asked for. Let's not buy his clothes, let's putHim in a financial state where he himself will not be able to afford theridiculous prices he puts on his clothes.
BOYCOTT.PLEASE SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ANYONE YOU KNOW.
Then send it to the whole community that's not white people and see theresult.We have to see the result of unity.Let's find out if Non-whites really play such a small part inthe world. Stop buying any range of their (Tommy H etc) product,perfume, cosmetics,clothes, bags, etc.,

michael

it's so sad....RIP michael

in the cemetery

…the wealthiest place on earth is not Fort Knox or the oil fields of

the Middle East.

Nor is it the gold and diamond mines in South Africa.

Ironically, the wealthiest places on earth are the cemeteries,

because lying in those graves are all kinds of dreams and desires that will never be fulfilled.

Buried beneath the ground are books that will never be written, businesses that will never be started, and relationships that will never be formed.Sadly,

the incredible power of potential is lying in those graves,

”from...Joel Osteen’s book, “Become a Better You”

that girl

Been listening to Ludacris’s nasty girl, and I
am thinking, don’t we all men want or desire a nasty girl

I personally don’t know of any man who doesn’t.

Ounce the lights have been turned off, there is no better feeling than that of a woman who has no shame in her game

She knows exactly what she is doing; you take in whatever she brings on with a good amount of satisfaction…

Looking all innocent and so sweet

When you’re with your buddies at Iguana, no word comes out of her mouth, all so shy, need a ‘tickle’ for a word to be uttered. Fanta orange or something in those quarters is her drink.

All that the buddies say “Bambi she is Daddy’s girl”

Since the bedroom is that one place were all your tension is released and you have to enjoy yourself thoroughly, she turns into that nasty girl and the difference arises when you don’t have to ask “what the fuck are you doing”?


But I would ask… How nasty would you want it to get?
just read it out some of these lyrics


Here is ludacris -

Verse 2:
I got a college girl go to church every sunday, had to sneak her outta choir for her to put it on me, but she so innocent, when she when she around her mommy, one thing about her she get her own money, gave it to her yesterday while she was doin laundry, favorite toy of mine is my lil bunny, bow legged and glasses, such a real woman, sex all night, go to work every mornin, text me from work and told me she was horny, text her back and told her me too mommy, when you get off work daddy gon’ punish, you’re my nasty girl forever I promise,

Verse 3:
I got a doctor girlfriend that tells me come home soon,
she plays like my house is her emergency room,
tells me to undress and to lay on the sofa,
checks all my vitals like a docs supposed ta,
all white coat, all white heels, and nothin underneath so its an all night deal,
im a number one patient and delighted to be,
and when she needs her medicine I give her Vitamin D, but wait,
I got a lawyer girl thats so wild, and every single night she wanna take me to trial,
she said she needs some evidence and to show her the proof,
so I put her on the stand and I give her the truth,
cuase im hung like a jury,
judge luda proside over your body and I’m never in a hurry,
you may proceed,
let the games begin, and if I call a miss trial we gotta do it again,

wasup michael??

I don’t know anything about Michael Jackson and so wouldn’t want to judge him.

If I had a cup of tea and thus a conversation with him i would know what to do.

I even had my doubts about those child molestation claims, and I love that song Billie jean and the thriller video.

I admit I like his music and will definitely get myself his upcoming albumAnd I don’t want to say anything about raising kids...

coz i have never raised one.

but then that pic!

chris

chris...chris!!!1

And i really believe he is...
here is his statement...
(Source-bet/thahotseat.......)
“Words cannot begin to express how sorry and saddened I am over what transpired. I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerging a better person. Much of what has been speculated or reported on blogs and/or reported in the media is wrong. While I would like to be able to talk about this more, until the legal issues are resolved, this is all I can say except that I have not written any messages or made any posts to Facebook, on blogs or any place else. Those posts or writing under my name are frauds.”
that sh*t happens and me i say, dont judge.